Rocky VS Clinton

I have been over seas over the past few weeks in Moscow training for a futuristic Cold War/Alien, Big Budget Flick where I will be playing the lead war hero. Pre-Production has been going really well to this point as my co-star who plays my army general has also been training me in getting prepared for the biggest shoot in Europe’s largest city. This Co-Star/Trainer goes by the name of Sylvester Stallone you might know him from Cliff Hanger, Cop Land, Get Carter, Rocky 1-5 and most recently released a new version of an American Triumph in Thailand, titled Rambo.

Sly and myself were in a press conference yesterday at the Nations Capital of Russia when he brought something to my attention. Allegedly this woman, Hillary Clinton thinks that in order to become President of the United States she will need to defeat the other democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama in a boxing match. Where the winner becomes president and the loser dies. She even furthered her challenge by comparing herself to the true American Cinderella Story of Rocky. As soon as I heard this I became enraged and started throwing things/punches and started applying submission holds to every Russian Politician in sight. Sly pleaded with me to calm down, I eventually agreed but addressed that I would have to vent through my blog.

Lets get this straight Hillary Clinton is a pampered, woman who is a Senator of NY (not even Philly) that is married to a former, chubby, President. While Rocky was a tough meat packer, who met Adrian at a pet store, they were monogamous to each other in every movie, they never lived in a white house and Rocky was aspiring to be Pro Boxer not a President of the United States. The two occupations aren’t even comparable anyone could be a president, you don’t even have to have defined abs. I don’t know what Clinton’s prior boxing record is and have yet to see her training regimen but judging by her outfit selection I am betting she isn’t spending long nights punching meat, chugging egg whites, running in the snow with logs over her shoulders or even taking HGH.

If Hillary compares herself to a much larger and more prominent American Icon -Rocky, then Barack must be compared to Apollo Creed, which I see as even more far fetched. Even though I have never seen Obama outside of a business suit I would say he weighs no more than 120lbs. If Obama is such a Pro American wannabe President guy, why doesn’t he get some cool James Brown entrance music and come to debates wearing an American Flag sleeveless vest, trunks and an Uncle Sam hat? Shall Obama decline this challenge he should be booted from the Presidential competition. If Clinton is left without an opponent and is still talking this smack, her opponent should be replaced with Republican POW, McCain then we will see how tough she really is.